- Have distractedly walked into a light post while Tweeting... and then Tweeted about it.
- Trip over my own feet anytime I even suspect someone might be watching me as I walk down the sidewalk.
- Cannot peel potatoes without also peeling my thumb. (Strangely, though, not when peeling carrots.)
- Am completely inept at making pie crust.
- Cannot say “Mrs. Buttersworth” properly. (Butterworth's... Butterworth's... Butterworth's...)
- Ruined all four tires on my first car in four completely different ways within the first year of ownership.
- Cannot drive a car with a manual transmission... in spite of having once owned one.
- Get lost coming back from every single audition/shoot I go on, even if I've been to that location multiple times. (I don't get lost going there, just getting back home again. Every single time...)
- Often forget to raise the windscreen of my motorcycle helmet before sneezing.
- Cause the cat to yowl as though in pain whenever I sing out loud to myself... which is more or less constantly.
- Sleepwalked into a brightly lit hotel hallway... naked. (It's really hot in Cancun...)
- Introduced my then boyfriend/now husband as “Mike.” His name is Jim.
- Have misspelled my own first name.
Today's lesson: I'm a total goober.
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