The Twelve Days of Yumness

On the Twelve Days of Yumness, my true love gave to me -

• Twelve drums of gummies
• Eleven pies of pumpkin 
• Ten loaves of sweet things
• Nine ladyfingers 
• Eight mugs of milk tea  
• Seven prawns a sizzling  
• Six pizzas baking  
• Number Five of the Red Wings 
• Four lollipops  
• Three french breads  
• Some turtle fudge 
• And a pear in a puff pastry

Today's lesson: There is probably something very, very wrong with me.

Next: Further evidence supporting the hypothesis above.